dumb kayak guy offers a fish to a goose.. - California Fishing

fishtaco · 02-08-2010, 02:35 PM

You know that if you don't know the bird code,
you should no mess with the birdies

LOL

here you go

YouTube - Goose Attacks Pro Kayak Angler Drew Gregory

jeffcpr · 02-08-2010, 03:41 PM

I was attacked as a kid, but that was hilarious, the goose that got me grabbed my thumb, he never knocked me into the water. Thanks for sharing that with everyone, that was a good laugh.

HereFishyFishy · 02-08-2010, 03:43 PM

that was soooo !@#$in funny!!!!!!!!!!!

vanillagurilla · 02-08-2010, 07:54 PM

lmao what a douche lol

cst · 02-08-2010, 09:28 PM

Can't believe he was afraid of that stupid thing.

Nismo1212 · 02-08-2010, 10:05 PM

hahahhah so funny at the hissing noise

fishtaco · 02-09-2010, 06:31 AM

That goose knows 2 kinds of people
mean people and people that exist just to feed him
the goose is not sure at first so stays close buy wary
the kayak dude was in the goose feeding grounds, trespassing
and then he offers (messing with) the goose a fish, of course the fish takes off
the goose gets mad but waits for another offering
and waits
until she says that's it!
F- this guy!
and jumps on him and beats the poop out of him

where is my snack you stupid bum on a tuperware!

LOL

FishSlayer · 02-09-2010, 07:15 AM

seems like it would be pretty easy to get a goose to stop attacking, just break its freakin neck!

johnlgarrison · 02-09-2010, 07:48 AM

Geese are freakin mean!!!!! When I was about 12 I went to visit my aunt and uncle on their farm for Thanksgiving. This big goose started chasing me and my uncle thought it was so funny. Every time I would stop running it would attack me. I picked up a 2x4 from the fire wood pile and threw it at the goose. Broke the suckers neck!!! I felt terrible when Uncly Buddy went over and finished it off with a shovel. He looked at me and shook his head in discust. Uncle Buddy said I was really looking forward to Turkey tomorrw now we have to eat this mean Fuc#ing Goose.

DementedFish · 02-09-2010, 09:19 AM

That is hilarious! lol. That angler though is kind of a puss though, I would have repeatively beat that goose over the head with my paddle.

cst · 02-09-2010, 10:04 AM

You can probably break that long and thin neck pretty easily.

seal · 02-09-2010, 10:04 AM

I think the surprise would have freaked me out too, not exactly something you prepare for! Although I do think a quick grab of that long neck then a quick twist and snap.

Hesperia Lake has them bastards too, some mean some real cool, kind of like people that way. One that use to hang out like to be pet, I knew it was him cause he would come up to me and just hang his head low and squack at me, pet me now!!!

ferno · 02-09-2010, 06:06 PM

funny ####

RamboStriperBoy · 02-16-2010, 01:53 PM

That's funny, man! Ha ha ha ha

Badfish2 · 02-16-2010, 04:00 PM

Probably one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while... Good post