Blonde Joke - California Fishing

Wahoo! · 07-15-2005, 12:33 PM

THREE WOMEN IN MEXICO - A redhead, a brunette and a blonde.

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember just what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness, and then release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness, and then release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Arkansas and I just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

cst · 07-15-2005, 12:39 PM

are you implying that blondes are stupid?

Wahoo! · 07-15-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cst

are you implying that blondes are stupid?

Nope, I'm just providing a joke. What you get out of it is up to you!

cst · 07-15-2005, 12:52 PM

you should be ashamed of yourself.

umoa · 07-15-2005, 01:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nick Velvet · 07-15-2005, 01:48 PM

PlatinumHooks · 07-28-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wahoo!

THREE WOMEN IN MEXICO - A redhead, a brunette and a blonde.

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember just what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University, and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.

They all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness, and then release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness, and then release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Arkansas and I just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

That was GOOD!

tunakid · 07-29-2005, 01:14 AM

not too bad