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What a kiss tastes like
One day a first grade teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from
your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ###!"
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"A 12 pack of beer, carton of cigarettes and bait...now thats what I call fishin" - Me
"Everyone should be married twice and own thier own business once" - Robert Fenner
"Photography is 10% thought and 90% witchcraft" - A. Taussig
"Baits for girls" - Various people
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