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Old 04-25-2005, 12:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire-truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says.

The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but...then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ha that was a good one
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Old 04-26-2005, 09:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha! good stuff
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That works!
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Old 04-27-2005, 06:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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that has go to be the best one ive heard in a while.ive got one too.i remeber my friend said it to me today,here it goes!What do micheal Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common?



















They both stick there meat between two,twelve year old buns! kind of sick but i thoaght it was kinda funny!
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