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Old 04-21-2005, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Awfully insensitive jokes

Q. What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?

A. Nothing. She's already been told twice


Q. How many misogynists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Let that naggin' b!*ch cook in the dark.


Q. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead naggin' bi!ch in the road?

A. Skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Old 04-22-2005, 08:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Q. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead naggin' bi!ch in the road?

A. Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Yeh boyeeee!!
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2005, 11:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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naggin jokes not really a big fan
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Old 04-23-2005, 01:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2005, 01:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I read an article in The Onion that stated that most instances of domestic violence could be avoided if women would just shut the hell up and have dinner ready on time. It was very funny and made me feel like a real pig for finding it so funny.
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Old 04-23-2005, 10:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i 'liked the first one but the rest werent too funny.
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Old 04-25-2005, 09:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your front door??


Matt!!!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the ocean??

Bob!!
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i was walking down the street and a bum came and told me he hadnt had a bite in weeks. So i bit him.

lol im so original
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