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Old 03-11-2005, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Halibut Rap....

Well I just recently attended the first lecture of “James Robbins’ Learn to Rap Session” and here is my first attempt at rapping, Robbins’ style!

(Sung in the style of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix Alot)


Oh my god Becky, look at that ‘butt
It’s so big
She looks like one of them Alaskan halibut
Who understands those fishermen?
I mean that ‘butt
It’s just so big’
I can’t believe its so flat and round
It’s just so out there
I mean it’s huge
Look, she’s just so flat!
I like big 'butts and i cannot lie
All you other brothers cant deny
That when a flatty swims by with a selective taist
And a sardine in its face
I get hung, wanna, the reel would have sung
Because that butt was stuffed
Deep in the ocean it’s swimming
I'm hooked and I can't stop dreaming
Im gonna’ get a gaff within ‘ya
And take a picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
That butt I caught just tastes so yummy
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Old 03-11-2005, 08:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL!!! ummm.....
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!!! ummm.....
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Old 03-12-2005, 12:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Im so proud of Chris while it doesnt quite hold a candle to my "knockin on Taco Bells Door" rendition of "Knockin on Heavans door" (GNR addition) he is learning fast and my young padawan shall soon be a master lol
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Old 03-12-2005, 12:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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thats ome funny stuff!i think it was great!!!!!!!!!!!
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Personally I like Beethovens version of "It's gettin' Hot in Herrrr"
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Old 03-12-2005, 08:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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well tony, your a producer and i just proved im a great rapper. maybe we can work something out
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well tony, your a producer and i just proved im a great rapper. maybe we can work something out

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You really a producer Tony?
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You really a producer Tony?

I won't get into what my career "exactly" consists of, aside from my owning two companies in the Sport Fishing industry. Let's just say I've been in Music Industry my whole career since I was 18...that's almost 11 years. I won't get specific over a post because it just ends up turning into too many favors and questions. But yes I have written and / or produced quite a bit of things you may have heard .
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ooooh ooooh Sign me Sign me too! I rock! lol Actually probably time to sell all of my recording gear My marshall stack, my strat, my jackson, my gibson, my ibanez s470, my korg trinity, I should be able to get a little bit of cash for them.,,
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ooooh ooooh Sign me Sign me too! I rock! lol Actually probably time to sell all of my recording gear My marshall stack, my strat, my jackson, my gibson, my ibanez s470, my korg trinity, I should be able to get a little bit of cash for them.,,

I'll take the Trinity....and the Gibson
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LOL, that was funny!
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all i can do is scratch my head
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