Kids Book Titles

[cst]

kids books that didn't make it

1) you're different-and that's bad
2) the boy who died from eating all his vegetables
3) robert: dad's new wife
4) fun four-letter words to know and share
5) the kids' guide to hitchhiking
6) kathy was so bad that her mom stopped loving her
7) the little sissy that snitched
8) why can't mr. fork and mrs. electrical outlet be friends?
9) that's it, i'm putting you up for adoption.
10) 101 things you can do at the bottom of the pool
11) the magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator
12) controlling the playground: respect through fear
13) the pop-up book of human anatomy
14) strangers have the best candy
15) you were an accident
16) daddy drinks because you cry
17) your nightmares are real
18) nutritional benefits of things from your nose

[DementedFish]

LMFAO! Those are great chris!!

[jstcrzyengh]

I can't stop laughing at #3

[PlatinumHooks]

Originally Posted by cst

kids books that didn't make it

1) you're different-and that's bad
2) the boy who died from eating all his vegetables
3) robert: dad's new wife
4) fun four-letter words to know and share
5) the kids' guide to hitchhiking
6) kathy was so bad that her mom stopped loving her
7) the little sissy that snitched
8) why can't mr. fork and mrs. electrical outlet be friends?
9) that's it, i'm putting you up for adoption.
10) 101 things you can do at the bottom of the pool
11) the magic world inside the abandoned refrigerator
12) controlling the playground: respect through fear
13) the pop-up book of human anatomy
14) strangers have the best candy
15) you were an accident
16) daddy drinks because you cry
17) your nightmares are real
18) nutritional benefits of things from your nose

I emailed this to my parents. They called crackin' up!

[DementedFish]

Yea james, #3 is the funniest lmao.