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god and the ohmish
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03-03-2005, 04:24 PM
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umoa is
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god and the ohmish
Okokok, so one day, there is this new report: floods imminent.
So everyone is leaving but there is this really religious dude that stays. The first day, the waters up to his porch, and he says to himself god will save me. The second day, the waters into his first floor, and a boat floats by with rescuers and they ask if he wants to be rescued. He says no, its ok. God will save me. Then he prays. The third day, he is on the second story looking out, when another boat comes by. They ask if he wants to be rescued, and he says, no no, its okay, god will save me. Then he prays. The fourth day, hes on the roof top praying for god to save him. When another boat comes by. Hey do u want to be rescued. He says o no, its ok, god will save me. They try and try but they cant coax him away. The fifth day, hes hanging on the chimney and the waters still rising. A helicopter flys and asks if he needs help. He says no no, god will save me. The sixth day, the waters over his head and he drowns. So when hes up in heaven, god says, so how do u like this place? He says, its find and all. But I have one question. God says ask away. So he says, ive been so devout and loyal to you. How come you didn’t answer my prayers and save me? God starts laughing and says didn’t i? I sent by 3 boats and even a helicopter didn’t I? |
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03-03-2005, 06:50 PM
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OK, you started it with the Amish jokes.......
What goes clippity-clop-clippity-clop-clippity-clop, bang-bang-bang? (scroll down) An Amish drive-by 
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