This is what happens when Penguins eat Ice Cream - California Fishing

PlatinumHooks · 02-21-2005, 08:52 PM

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic to be checked out. When he gets there the mechanic says, "give me an hour to do a diagnostics check on it". The Penguin replied, "I'm going to go run some errands and I'll be back in one hour".

So the penguin proceeds to go and run some of the errands he needs to take care of. It was also a very hot day and the penguin was looking for something to cool him off, so he stops into a local 7 Eleven store for an Ice Cream.

Because penguins have no hands, it was very hard for him to eat the ice cream, so of course it ended up all over his beak. Looking at the time and being so concerned about his car; he takes off back to mechanics, forgetting to wipe his beak.

When he returns to the garage, the penguin approaches the mechanic and asks frantically, "well, did you find out what's wrong with my car?". The mecahnic turns around and says, "Looks like you blew a Seal". The Penguin replied, " no, it's just ice cream."

Cuban_Fish · 02-21-2005, 10:45 PM

lol, dirty penguins

PlatinumHooks · 02-21-2005, 11:13 PM

Glad you liked it!

cst · 02-21-2005, 11:21 PM

that ending caught me by suprise. i loved it!

PlatinumHooks · 02-21-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cst

that ending caught me by suprise. i loved it!

I can always count on you to validate my posts! Thanks CST, glad you liked it!

DementedFish · 02-21-2005, 11:42 PM

Hahah now that was some funny shiznit yo.

cst · 02-21-2005, 11:52 PM

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I can always count on you to validate my posts! Thanks CST, glad you liked it!

now if sean posted that joke, i would have commented on how disguisting and unnapropriete it was

jk

PlatinumHooks · 02-22-2005, 12:18 AM

You both are killin' me (lol)

jstcrzyengh · 02-22-2005, 04:59 AM

OH man that was good, but again if he had trouble eating ice cream how did he drive the car in the first place... Now their's a brain twister. Here's another. How did he get a drivers license AND how did the penguin learn to speak english? Nevermind him blowing a seal!

Eric · 02-22-2005, 09:23 AM

Pretty good one tony...
Eric

PlatinumHooks · 02-22-2005, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jstcrzyengh

OH man that was good, but again if he had trouble eating ice cream how did he drive the car in the first place... Now their's a brain twister. Here's another. How did he get a drivers license AND how did the penguin learn to speak english? Nevermind him blowing a seal!

In the tradition of Jstcrzyengh..................
"How did he get a drivers license and how did he learn to speak english, Brilliant!" (lol)

He didn't; he spoke "penguish" .......I just translated