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be careful wat u wish for
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02-16-2005, 10:23 PM
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tunakid is
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Anaheim
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be careful wat u wish for
A surf fisherman gets stranded on a really remote beach when his buddies abandon him. He has spent many days walking without water.
He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has breathed his last............................. when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand,and discovers what looks to be an old tackle box. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Department of Fish and Game ID badge and a uniform. There's a holster on her waist. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear and a citation book in her hand. "Well," says the genie... "You know, how I work. You have the three wishes." "I know how this works!", said the fisherman. "I'm not going to trust a DFG genie." "What do you have to lose?", she purrs. "You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!" The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink." ***POOF*** The fisherman finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, with lush green grass fed by a cool babbling brook and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "OK, fishboy, what's your second wish?" "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ***POOF*** The surf fisherman finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins, precious gems and huge Ming vases over flowing with diamonds. "OK, stinkbait, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always want and need me." ***POOF*** She turned the fisherman into a tampon. The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached. |
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