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CHP and BSP
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01-30-2005, 04:39 PM
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tunakid is
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Anaheim
Posts: 1,266
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CHP and BSP
This guy is going down the freeway, the lights go on behind him. The cop say’s “what the hell is your problem, 95 miles a hour”, he say’s “officer, I am a juggler at the circus, I am late for work, and I am up next” the cop looks at the passenger and said “and what’s your story” I’m just a fisherman, I just left the surf with my limit of BSP. The cop says, “OK, now I have heard it all” tell you what, if you can juggle your buddies fish, I will let you go.
So, this guy is doing the under the leg, over the back, etc., with the five fish. The cop is standing there with his mouth open. At this point, a drunk is coming down the freeway, he saw this from a distance, then gets closer, pulls up right behind the cop car, jumps out and gets in the back seat of the cop car. The cop comes over and ask’s “what the hell are you doing?” the drunk replies “ain’t no way in hell, I will pass that sobriety test” |
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