A Blonde Goes Ice Fishing

[Heather]

A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"(

[DementedFish]

Would that blonde be you? jk

[Heather]

How did you know? It was my first trip ice fishing...a little rough on me...a little tramatizing. I really am a red head though...blonde is just for fun.

Originally Posted by DementedFish

Would that blonde be you? jk

[fishinkid]

Originally Posted by DementedFish

Would that blonde be you? jk

i was about to say that

[DementedFish]

Originally Posted by fishinkid

i was about to say that

Yea, uh see, thats why some of us have gfs and some of us dont....

lol

[fishinkid]

yeah thats true but i got plenty gfs

[DementedFish]

Originally Posted by fishinkid

yeah thats true but i got plenty gfs

Your sisters and cousins dont count.

[Heather]

And neither does your mom!

[fishinkid]

o k mi nam note jethroe

[fishinkid]

Originally Posted by LADanzGirl

And neither does your mom!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your cool now

[DementedFish]

Originally Posted by fishinkid

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your cool now

Yes she is! At least she came up with a comeback!

[Wahoo!]

Ok kids, let's settle down now and go fishing.

Oh, and that's a funny joke

[DementedFish]

Originally Posted by Wahoo!

Ok kids, let's settle down now and go fishing.

But, its raining outside right now, and the fishing sucks.

[Heather]

Okay, let's go fishing! :-) I will be nice now...don't want to make anyone cry, or pee their pants when I tell them if they don't start being nice I am going to regulate on their you know what! (that's what happened to the poor man at the gas station who tried to take my money and I beat him down - kinda fun to be a cute girl who's into kickboxing)

Originally Posted by Wahoo!

Ok kids, let's settle down now and go fishing.

[fishinkid]

no im laughing at all of this