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Old 12-29-2004, 11:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!

Where do little fishes go every morning?
To plaice school!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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so one question how long did it take you to figure these out
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You don't like cheesy humor?
My mom always said "if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all." So ... be nice, or I am going to tell your mom.

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Old 12-29-2004, 12:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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no they are great i was almost as excited a bus load of retards going to chucky cheese to read those
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Okay - I thought you were being a smart a$$.

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Old 12-29-2004, 12:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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oh i thought i was a smart a$$ too
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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no they are great i was almost as excited a bus load of retards going to chucky cheese to read those
LMAO!!!
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yuck...you're a mean kid.

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Old 12-29-2004, 01:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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a big bs user yes, mean hardlly ever
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Old 12-30-2004, 01:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
For some reason I found this one WAY to funny...LMFAO.
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