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Old 11-07-2004, 03:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ed Zachary Disease!

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My friend sent this to me and I thought it was funny!

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ###."
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, reminds me of Team America.
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHA you actually posted that jon lol.

Omg, i want to see team america sooo badly. Was it funny?
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Old 11-07-2004, 09:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It was hillarious.
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Old 11-08-2004, 01:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i will brwing chaos to ze world!!!
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